Catching Up With 32K Cheron, 44JJ Summer, 38Q Jen...etc. etc.

A lot's been going on in the world of Huge Bust Ebony lately, and since we didn't fire up a post for two-months-plus it isn't surprising that we've got a lot to catch up on. It'll take us a couple posts to get back up to standard speed, and one place to begin's as good as another, so we'll just try to mention all the updates as they occur to us and leave it at that. In other words, Cheron's 32Ks are just as good a place to start as Summer's 44JJs or Jen's 38Qs or Simone's 52JJJs or Janet's 38DDDs...well, you get the idea. Let's get to it.


32K Cheron - probably the slam-dunk candidate for Newcomer of The Year - and the good lads over at Top Heavy Amateurs finally (about a month ago) gave the starving humongous-ebony-boob masses the Cheron video update they'd been screaming for all summer long, and we've got to say it was a pretty good one. THA seems to have done its homework lately in the use of the HD equipment, and every video update they use it for shows marked improvement. Of course when Cheron and those stupendously pendulous, brandy-colored 32Ks are the subject of the video it's kind of hard to do a bad update, but it's still nice to see THA's boys giving us a little less pan blur for our money.




We should mention that we received a nice note from Cheron herself and she's dropped a few lines to her fans around the web (forums, other sites, etc.) asking for ideas for photoshoots and requesting that all emails be sent to her at cheron32k@yahoo.com. She seems very sweet and legitimately interested in what her fans would like to see, so drop her a line if you're feeling so inclined. The woman is simply a miracle of nature, period, and every time we see one of her vids or pic sets we have to get out the chest paddles to get our hearts started again, and judging by Cheron's immense popularity about 4 billion other humongous caramel jugg freaks have the same reaction. Check out the short sample vid posted on this page and then head on over to THA to grab the whole thing (including her last two photo updates), and keep her email in mind.


A while back a couple of our regulars had asked if there'd been any recent intel on Nina Star - who's bulging, heavy, dark chocolate juggs are listed with wildly varying cup sizes depending on where she's working - and Nina does sometimes seem to be hard to keep track of. Seems that after her guest stint over at Chocolate Juggs with Ebony Princess, Nina did an extended hitch as a site regular over at AClit4U2Lick, posting up several pic sets and a decent amount of video work. Nina's own website seems to be in limbo right now, and we're not certain when it actually launched, but it lists its last "update" as April '08 (seven months ago) and the member content is still virtually non-existent - 20 pics and no video at all with a join fee of ten bucks.


Nina seems to have shown up most recently over at Big Tits Curvy Asses back in September, and if she's done any work elsewhere that's more recent than that we haven't caught it yet, but we'll keep our radar up for her. Here at The EBR we've always loved Nina's magnificently bulging brown juggs and her humongously dense, sprawling areolas (always a crowd favorite). Chocolate Juggs listed Nina as 40G when she guested over there earlier this year, but her own website lists her as 48KK - a wildly and at some level even insultingly optimistic exaggeration - and BTCA goes it one better by listing her as 48KKK (BTCA, we love ya' guys but give us a break). G or double-G we can believe, but trip-K? As if one K or even double-G isn't massive enough. Nina's thickly heavy mahogany chest wagons are already gorgeous enough as it is, so we're not sure all these K's flying around are adding much to her appeal. We'll keep our eyes peeled for more of Nina.


In the last couple months one of our most beloved nubian mega-jugg goddesses - none other than 44JJ Summer Lashay - has been a very busy gal indeed, wrapping up her extended work over at Jenny Hill's Big Boob Summit and keeping her own recently launched website, SummerLashayXXX, updated with some new pics sets and vids. Summer's also starred in a recent update over at Gigantic Natural Breasts, just like Simone did a while back, but as we said in another post about Simone's work over at GNB, we're not absolutely sure when that work was actually done. We've got a sample clip of some of Summer's recent work from SummerLashayXXX posted here, so have a look at what you've been missing if you haven't taken a membership for a spin yet.




Summer just never looks bad in anything she does, and her fanbase is so vast now that all her disciples could knock the Earth off its axis if they jumped at the same time, so the good news about Summer just keeps on coming. SummerLashayXXX is a definite success, so all those Summer freaks who go brain dead every time they see those gargantuan ebony 44JJs explode out of one of her tops should be happy brain-dead campers for a long time to come.


Things have been jumping over at BBWJennyHill a lot over the last couple months as Jen and her crew have been doling out the Big Boob Summit material consistently since around June. Jen's recently posted two video updates of Jenny's own stuff, which we here at The EBR always love, except that one of the vids was a kind of re-work of an earlier update, so instead of two regulation video updates let's call it an update-and-a-half, with two new pic sets posted recently as well.




Most of Jen's legions of worldwide fans seem to have liked the Big Boob Summit, which eventually included a lot of work from Simone Fox, Diva and especially Summer Lashay. It took our beloved 38Q British Ebony Boob Goddess a while to get back to her "individual" updates, which we always miss, but for most disciples who worship at the Temple of Jen it seems the Summit was worth the distraction. We've got a short sample of Jen's most recent "individual" vid posted here, so have a look and see what you think. Jenny Hill remains one of Huge Bust Ebony's most popular legends - going full bore and stronger (and at 38Q bigger) than ever - and her fans simply cannot get enough of her. Thank the Valkyries of Valhalla for Jenny Hill.


For now we'll leave it at that, and we'll try to get another update posted tommorrow since there's been a lot going on. We'll have some stuff on some of BTCA's new huge-bust ebony gals as well some new intel on what's been going on with Diva, Miosotis, Norma and her gals, and a several others. Stay tuned.

Summer Gets VISA, Cheron & Nikki Updated, A Few New Girls - And Other Huge Ebony Boob Bulletins

Hey gang, we've got a few new gals around here this week, some good news for fans of 44JJ Summer Lashay and her crazy popular new website, and some more intel on the endless parade of humongous black juggs pouring out of I'm Live these days.

The good news about Summer Lashay is that VISA processing for membership signups is now up and running, so if VISA is your preferred - or maybe only - method of getting on board over at SummerLashayXXX, well, now you're in business. There's also a special "mini-membership" offer running for those who don't feel like paying the full membership fee - $10.95 for 10 days on board, to be exact.

The "mini-membership" seems to be the ticket for some people, although a full month is exactly twice that much, so the full month membership still wins on the math (twice the money buys you 3 times the number of days). Take your pic. Summer's live webcam over at - you guessed it - I'm Live is coming up soon as well, so stay tuned, and take a SummerLashayXXX membership for a spin. Summer's humongous 44JJs are some of the most incredible sable chest artillery you'll ever see this side of Valhalla.

The good lads over at Top Heavy Amateurs have recently been busy giving more jaw-dropping photo sets of latin mega-jugg powerhouse 32K Cheron, and as always we just stare in disbelief when see this gals monstrously pendulous caramel breasts, capped off with those already legendary dense, sprawling areolas the size of steering wheels. Actually THA has recently added two great photo sets (no word on the next series of Cheron's video work, but we'll keep you posted), and we have two sample pics here from her latest update over at THA. Have a look and try to keep your eyes screwed into your skull.



We've put up a short, low-res clip of some of Nikki's I'm Live work here as BUSTYTESS4U, and she's recently added some new photo galleries over at Silicone Free, so have a look at the clip. Her huge mahogany torpedos are as gorgeous and pedulous as ever. We've also included some pics of 44H Essence, who a few years back did some great work over at Juggmaster but seems to specialize lately in the live cammin' gig.

Essence has fanclubs at iFriends, and we're pretty sure she's operating out of I'm Live these days as AshleyUnique, though we can't say with absolute certainty that they're one-and-the- same, even though we're pretty sure they are. Of course, who really cares in the end? AshleyUnique and Essence are both packing serious ebony jugg tonnage, so here at The EBR we end up being happy campers either way.

We've also got some stuff on classic big-bust ebony porn vet Sierra, usually listed during her long adult career as a double-F-cupper. Over the years Sierra's done work at so many adult sites and made so many X-rated vids that trying to list them all would give Einstein a migraine, but we've put up a sample clip of some of her sexiest work where her incredibly perfect, bulging teardrop-shaped FF-cup cocoa hangers are on full display and put to very good use.



Sierra did a helluva lot of work over the years for the Score group, and most of the good stuff is available over at Score Videos, so we put together a couple short sampler clips we think you'll like. Actually a lot of the work Sierra did kind of foretold Score's current obsession with POV, which is why we like a lot of it. Even now Sierra remains one of Huge Bust Ebony's most gorgeous legends.

Another gal who's been on the scene in a major way the last couple years is adorable 36F Ms Panther, or just plain Panther as a lot of sites seem to be calling her these days. Panther's been high on the radar a lot and has been one busy busty gal, and although her F-cups are hardly the biggest black juggs we've ever seen, on the proportions Panther's flawless mid-thick bod still manages to separate most males from their senses. Just like with Sierra, trying to list all the places Panther's reported for work the last couple years - Score Videos & Big Boob Dreams, to name just two - would be a mental suicide mission, but we've at least given you a nudge toward some of her sexiest work.

More updates, news and humongous ebony boobs in just a day or so!!

Summer of Summer, PART 2 - In '08 Summer Lashay Has Made All The Right Moves

We don't generally do two-part posts, but we had just a few more things to say about Summer Lashay - and of course the gods-of-Olympus-sent opening of her new exclusive website - summerlashayxxx - that has her vast oceans of worldwide fans practically speaking in tongues.

If '07 heralded Summer's arrival like a Richter 9 earthquake and saw humongous black jugg disciples being committed to insane asylums after getting their first dumbstruck looks at her, then '08 has been the year her virally spreading legions of fans finally recovered enough of their ravaged senses to simply decide that Summer was their new full-time religion. And now with the opening of summerlashayxxx, the sacred temple's been built and they're flocking to it in thundering herds that could cover three states.


Not a shred of a doubt left - Summer Lashay has established herself as one of Huge Bust Ebony's main players, most in-demand models, and maybe most importantly of all, one of it's savviest career managers and self-marketers. In just a year, she's gone from mind-blowing newcomer to crazy-in-demand guest model at a dozen websites to 24/7 star of her own website. And that's a result that gives everybody - Summer and her masses of fans - a win. In short, Summer beat the odds, and here at The EBR we're happy as hell about it.


It's true that not everyone can be a regulation star - not everyone is packing a set of stupefying 44JJs like Summer. Still, a lot of the freshman gals who've taken their shots at big-bust stardom - gals who could really generate a huge fan following, make a solid financial living and ensure some honest longevity for themselves - sabotage their promise and engineer their own career suicide before they've even tested the waters. The Big Bust Adult landscape is positively littered with the corpses of models who were "astonishing newcomers" or were going to be the "next huge-bust superstar" - and should have been - but instead ended up having a shelf-life of about 14 minutes and were somehow never heard from again.

Up-and-coming big bust models would do well to take a page of advice out of Summer's career management playbook. Separating yourself from the rest of the pack - making a name for yourself and establishing a recognizable "brand identity" - is tough enough in big-bust adult even if you keep your marketing wits about you, and what you don't do is every bit as important as what you do.

Doing exactly what everyone else is doing is hardly a recipe for success, and the fact is that Summer Lashay is the latest member of a rare sorority of models - Jenny Hill, Ebony Princess, Simone Fox and Huge Bust Ebony's living legend Norma Stitz, to name a few - who've managed to establish unique identities for themselves, become known for delivering consistently high-quality content to their legions of fans, keep their radar locked in to precisely what their fans love, and maintain a high level of creative control over their modeling careers and the premium content they make.

And no, the gals we mentioned don't have control because they have their own exclusive websites - it's the other way around. They have their own websites because they stayed in control. New huge-bust gals arriving on scene should keep that in mind. Summer did, and because of it her masses of howling fans - and Summer, too - are going to be one hell of a lot happier.

The summer of Summer - 44JJ Summer Lashay Launches SummerLashayXXX.com

Almost a year ago to the day we fired up a post telling you to pay close attention to then newcomer 44JJ Summer Lashay, and with damn good reason. We predicted back then that she'd slam into the world of Huge Bust Ebony like a tornado on steroids, and damned if she didn't do it. In other words, we were right.

In the past 12 months Summer's blown minds and spawned jaw-dropping insanity in humongous ebony jugg fanatics at a dozen websites, from Black Amateur Boobs to XL Girls to Chocolate Juggs to BBW Jenny Hill - but in all that time never had a place to call home, or call her own. That is until now. Massive black boob freaks of the world, ring the bells and let the word go forth - our beloved 44JJ nubian chest goddess Summer Lashay now has her own exclusive website - summerlashayxxx.

The gods of Valhalla have smiled, adorable Summer's mammoth JJ chocolate chest barrels look absolutely unreal, her new web place has launched with lots of superb pics and excellent high-res vids, and it's only gonna' get better. In other words, what we've got here is the best news to hit Huge Bust Ebony since the Miosotis launch and the coming of Cheron. And if you're a fan of Summer and her stupefyingly volcanic cocoa cleavage, well, it's the best damn news all year - period.

Summer - and summerlashayxxx - have come to play and are in it to win it, dudes. The site has launched with 77 minutes of very high-resolution video and more than a dozen photo sets totaling the best part of a thousand crystal clear pics. Uh, did we mention that this is the launch content? Seems like we did. And just to refresh your memory, Mio's site launched back in February with exactly zero vids - as in not one. So when we say mega-racked Ms Lashay and her web team have come to play, you can believe it. And every gigantic sable boob disciple who's been worshiping at the Temple of Summer since she first hit the scene like a nuclear shock wave last year will be one knee-walkin' happy parishioner. Naturally, we've got a couple sample clips and pics on this page and links to great new Summer galleries, so have a look.




Right now summerlashayxxx is so spankin' new that the only thing not available yet is VISA credit card processing for memberships, but Summer's web team informs us that VISA payment will be available in very short order, so don't sweat it. The membership section is fully active, however, and you can sign up right now with most credit cards, including MasterCard, by online check, EU Direct Pay or even by slapping the membership onto your phone bill (provided your phone carrier permits it). Like we said, VISA's also on its way in short measure, so don't sweat it.

One of the special treats that our 44JJ sable breast goddess is offering in her premium content is some super sexy X-rated POV action, so rest assured that Summer's deliciously naughty side is on full display. Much like the innovative action over at Score's new site Tits and Tugs, this is not the same old run-of-the-mill, predictable, ass-out voyeuristic porn, but the dude is a real live dude and Summer gives his joystick a hand workout and engulfs it in an avalanche of chocolate breast flesh in a way that could send red-hot shivers up the spine of a marble statue.




POV is big and getting bigger right now, and a lot of adult content consumers seem to be embracing it as a much more creatively virtual experience for the viewer, so we here at The EBR are happy to see Summer and her team taking note of this and offering members good, creative variety. Whether or not the "xxx" part of the site's name is an indication of even heavier action to come is something we'll just have to wait to find out, but for now suffice it to say that Summer's displaying no reservations about keeping her global legions of fans happy and screaming for more.

We here at The EBR have been straight-jacket crazy about Summer since the moment we laid eyes on her a year ago, and now that this gorgeous, adorable, witheringly stacked sable sweety has her own website dedicated to displaying her mind-boggling chocolate curves 24/7, we think it's damn near too good to be true, but only damn near. Luckily, it is true, and all you have to do is sign up at summerlashayxxx.com to see for yourself.

Best of '07 Series - 38J Ebony Princess has turned Chocolate Juggs into One of Huge-Jugged Ebony's Huge-Jugg Cathedrals

Chocolate Juggs has come a long, long way in 2007 - so far in fact, in our humble opinion, that there are almost no websites dedicated to showcasing our beloved massive ebony juggs left out in front. Certainly a handful of other sites are equally superb, but if any site ever deserved its own unique share of the lead, its Chocolate Juggs, one of our Big-Bust Ebony's Best of '07.



The brains - and much of the gorgeous, massively stacked talent - behind this heaven-sent cathedral of humongous brown boob worship is none other than our good pal Ebony Princess, and anyone who's dropped by The EBR this past year knows all too well just how fond we are of this drop-dead-stunning caramel cutie. EP this year has proven herself a skilled, creative, imaginative designer, not to mention a magician as a webmistress, rounding up some of the hottest bra-destroying black beauties in the biz to add even more variety and heaving bronze cleavage to Chocolate Juggs' already excellent member content.



Not that Princess needed much help in terms of content, since her own humongous, heavy, whopping 38J chocolate bra cannons were the original chocolate juggs over at Chocolate Juggs. If any adorable nubian sweety who's massive, bulging breasts pushed the cup size out to a J ever knew how to showcase her insane rack in the most sexually mischevious, playful, creative ways, it's our precious Ebony Princess.



Princess' impressive, innovative mind sits atop a 25-year-old cocoa-colored body that in our opinion takes the word "perfection" out back, slaps it around, then drags it kicking and screaming back inside and forcibly re-defines it. This girl not only posesses a pair of the biggest, firmest, most flawlessly shaped massive bronze tits that any black-boob-freak ever imagined on his best day, but she's also got a pair of hellified legs capable of causing both riots and traffic accidents, not to mention a tight thick apple ass that can turn PhDs into babbling mental patients, regular dudes into drooling werewolves and also induce the occasional coronary in old men who have not been properly prepared for such visions.



EP's mind-blowing bod is showcased over at Chocolate Juggs in nearly 25 creative, very high-res vids that run a total of some two-and-a-half hours, not to mention a collection of the better part of a thousand super-high-res pics - and that's just Princess. Add to this her astoundingly racked out pals who've added their own avalanche of huge chocolate chest candy to the mix, and you've got a website that in 2007 has grown into a holy shrine for those of us who worship gigantic ebony boobs. What you've got is Chocolate Juggs.



Princess' astoundingly racked out pals we mentioned are an impressive bunch - that is if what impresses you are 3 pairs of colossal black juggs that could breast feed all the states and portions of Canada that border the five Great Lakes.



EP's latest guest, none other than scalding hot, gorgeous find-of-the-decade 44JJ Summer LaShay posesses such witheringly massive caramel flesh barrels that they're on the verge of re-writing universally accepted laws of physics, while big strapping BBW Ms Diva offers up a set of stupefying nubian mega-juggs whose hammock-sized bras practically have to be designed by a global engineering consortium.



Top off all this magnificent ebony guest-chest tonnage with real live teddy bear Nina Star, whose beefy G-cup dark-chocolate whoppers are capped with huge, succulent areolas that could make hardened criminals weep like wet babies, and you've got yourself a lineup that will have you clawing at your screens and hitting the replay button until you go blind.



- Secret Note: Be sure to catch Summer's latest super-high-res vid in Chocolate Juggs' members section. Watching her in bed sucking her own breasts will make your jaw drop onto the floor. -

Chocolate Juggs is far and away one of Big-Bust Ebony's Best of '07, with plentiful, creative, regularly updated super-high-res content that will make any huge-black-jugg disciple think he's died and gone to heaven. And believe us guys, it's only the beginning. You guys ain't seen nothin' yet - we know, 'cause we know Ebony Princess.

44JJ Rhymes with LaShay - EP's Naughty 'Summer' Intern Smothers Manhood with Those Monster Chocolate Juggs

It's no secret that we here at The EBR are bonkers for Summer LaShay, whose name conveniently rhymes with her mind-boggling bra size - 44JJ, as all devoted disciples of humongous black boobs know like their own addresses by now. And it's also pretty convenient that we're straight-jacket crazy about our good pal Ebony Princess - and her superb website Chocolate Juggs - one of the best monuments to massive ebony jugg worship anywhere on the web today.

Why the convenience? Because EP's rounded up our gorgeous goddess Summer for one of the hotter, naughtier romps that a gargantuan pair of lotioned, glistening, super-tanker caramel tits ever took over at Chocolate Juggs, which Princess has tagged "The Naughty Intern." Frankly, if we here at The EBR ever had an intern like this - you know, 44JJ bronze flesh mountains, slim waist, flawless legs, drop-dead gorgeous smile and apple ass to go - we wouldn't give two shits if she ever did any work at all - and definitely wouldn't get any done ourselves, since we'd be tripping over our tongues, foaming at the mouth like rabid Rotweilers and going totally brain-dead with lust.

Seems no matter where Summer turns up we're always left standing there like zombie-assed fools with our jaws on the floor, and it's been that way ever since we first came across her earliest work. Ebony Princess notified us that Summer's guest turn over at Chocolate Juggs would be something special, and as usual she was accurate as a Marine sniper. Summer's spot is a damn site more explicit than anything that Chocolate Juggs fans have seen before - no porn or X ratings here, mind you - but an R that's a lot harder than CJ's loyal viewers are used to.

Fact is, Summer was probably the absolute perfect choice to pull a hard-R video off, and she does it with a sensual "naughtiness" that will make any massive chocolate jugg freak dizzy and howling for more. The pics we have here and the sample vid at Chocolate Juggs free galleries speak for themselves - so check it out. Believe us when we tell you, dudes - Summer's astounding chocolate flesh cannons are huge.

Ebony Princess herself has been in front of the camera too lately - yes, there is a God. Her latest pics and vids are just getting better every time out, and it seems that the vids over at Chocolate Juggs have been ratcheted up to an even higher resolution that they were before. Summer's mind-numbing vid runs around 10 minutes or so, and so does Princess' latest, which features our massively racked 38J webmistress taking a few stressed out bikinis for a final spin before being shelved for the winter. Princess' latest vid is simply too cool, and watching this beautiful girl lash those humongous caramel heavyweights with handkerchief-sized bikini tops is like watching a super-bowl crowd trying to cram into a phone booth.

Santa may have to decide whether Summer's been "naughty" or "nice", but when it comes to Summer LaShay we think they're one in the same. We're rubbing rabbits' feet and saying desperate prayers that Summer will stick around in Big Bust Ebony, because this thunderously stacked, modestly framed, magnificent young woman is one of the most astonishing models in recent memory.

And thank the ancient gods for Ebony Princess and Chocolate Juggs. EP has brains, talent, and a pair a massive, flawless 38J caramel breasts that haunt the dreams of a billion huge-black-jugg-crazed men. Summer and Princess - now that's one helluva festive holiday.

44JJ Prayers Answered - Summer LaShay, aka "Sinsation" - Is Rocking Worlds & Blowing Minds

We told you back in August to pay close attention to our post about adorable, massively busted ebony newcomer Summer LaShay, because we were convinced with just a single viewing of her 14-minute Score video - which is also available at XL Girls now too, along with all of Summer's photo shoots - that she'd hit the world of humongous ebony boobs like a tornado on steroids.

Well, turns out we were right. Summer, who's now turning up on the huge-black-boob sites under the name "Sinsation", is making jaws hit the floor, eyes bug out of skulls and members howl, and we here at The EBR just love it, 'cause we just love her and those freaky-damn-huge chocolate 44JJ mountains of hers.



Sinsation has recently reported for work at none other than Ethnic Knockers, one of the busiest, most in-demand, most heavily visited websites anywhere in Big-Bust Ebony on the Internet today. EK has a huge photoset of Sinsation - but even better, two very long, very high-res videos of this woman's absolutely volcanic 44JJ sable juggs. Ethnic Knockers has been on the move lately, furiously adding new content, expanding, getting a facelift and of course adding more and more massive ebony juggs all the time. We're happy as hell that Sinsation's been part of it.

XL Girls reported Sinsation's official measurements as 56-32-38 at a mere 5'2" tall, and that she sported a 44JJ bra, and once we saw her pics and vids we were in no mood to argue. Besides, by that time we'd lost the power of speech anyway.

Here at The EBR we know we rave our asses off about Summer - uh, sorry, Sinsation - but Mother Nature lashes this kind of massive, bulging caramel cleavage on a woman this size about as often as She causes hurricanes in Montana - so we blather on. Besides, we have a duty to inform our fellow humongous-ebony-boob-freaks about mind-boggling juggs whenever and wherever we find them, and if any gorgeous hotbody working in Big-Bust Ebony today qualifies as mind-boggling, it's Sinsation.



An interesting turn of events this month has been the very noticeable absence of Ms Diva from the host position over at Bodacious Blacks and the very noticeable presence of - you guessed it - Sinsation in that same position. Not that Diva's missing in action - hardly. She's busy as hell right now, opening a new website among other projects. See our previous post for the latest intel on what Diva's been up to.

Well, exit Diva over at Bodacious Blacks (for how long we don't know) - enter Sinsation. Again, for how long we don't know, but her turn over at BB has resulted in a very sexy photoset and some very high-res, long video clips (standard Bodacious Blacks format). In other words, Bodacious Blacks has about the same amount of content starring Sinsation that Ethnic Knockers does, which is fine with us. It all adds up to more of this magnificently gorgeous, massively racked out nubian goddess, and here at The EBR that's what we live for.



Wherever you find her - and don't forget that if you don't grab her 14-minute, 35-second video over at Scoreland's Voluptuous theater or over at XL Girls with all her pics and a bunch of other yummy mega-mammed ebony dolls - you still qualify as being certifiably mentally ill - she'll blow your mind and probably your monitor and stop the breath in your lungs.

She's an amazing woman, and we hope she'll be around one helluva long time 'cause she's the real deal when it comes to separating black jugg disciples from their senses. Now stop reading and go get her.

Vitals; 56-32-38 - Bra; 44JJ - Name; Summer LaShay - Our Advice; Pay Attention To This Post

Okay gang, this is serious ebony mega-bust news - and we do mean mega-bust.

You read the headline in this post right - you're not dreaming, you have not died and gone to heaven, and as they say on The Outer Limits, you do not need to adjust your sets. Her measurements are 56-32-38, and she rams her stupefyingly massive, thunderous black juggs into a 44JJ bra - uh, that's two Js, guys, not one.

Now all you need imagine are these immense chocolate heavyweights mounted above a svelte 32" waist and shapely and curvy but by no means flanky pair of 38" hips and you'll have some idea - if the measurements alone haven't sent you into a coma first - of the mind-blowing shape of this new ebony mega-bust goddess' body.

Think Jenny Hill, then tweak the bod just a little more toward astounding. Think unbelievable. Think heart attack.

Her name is Summer LaShay, and if you crave humongous bronze juggs the way we here at The EBR do, then you'd be well advised to remember it, 'cause we suspect this gorgeous girl is going to slam into the world of big-bust ebony like a tornado on steroids. In fact, she's already doing it.

Right now she's a true newcomer, and right now she's only at Score , or to be more precise, three separate places at Score. Two of those places - XL Girls and Scoreland, either one - offer her jaw-dropping 50-pic photo set and her 14 min. 35 sec. mind-numbing video.

But if you're after a major slice of humongous black boob heaven we'd recommend joining up at Scoreland, because then you'll get to download her 14 minute, 35 second video inside Scoreland's Voluptuous theater and all her available photo sets - and then you'll probably have to summon paramedics to re-start your heart and get breath back into your lungs.

Summer maintains a website of her own where she advertises her services as an escort, aparently based out of Atlanta, GA, but after a close exam of the site we can't quite tell if this is current or a vocation she's left behind, but frankly we couldn't care less. Whatever it is this astonishing woman does for a living is just fine with us, because we're convinced she's been put here by the gods.

XL Girls lists her height as a mere 5'2", her weight as 180 lbs., about 30 of which we suspect is in that hammock-sized 44JJ bra. When you look at her, you're struck by how amazingly modest the rest of her frame is, considering the witheringly gigantic ebony tits that hang from it.

As we said, right now she's at the Score Group and the Score Group alone - but she's there, and if you can't get enough of immense, bulging, lotioned, swingin', swayin', hangin' black juggs that could breast feed half of Canada, then her video in Scoreland's Voluptuous theater alone is worth cutting off a limb for.

NOTE: Click the Scoreland links in the text or by clicking Summer's pics, then find her update on Scoreland's What's New page - there's an update of her 50-pic gallery and also an update on her video in Scoreland's Voluptuous theater.

So let's recap our roadmap to Summer LaShay's humongous 44JJ sable mountains.

Her first 50-pic set - and her 14 min. 35 sec. video - are both available at XL Girls, and also both available at over at Scoreland in the Voluptuous theater. Scoreland has all her photo sets to date, but we assume most of our readers are after the vid, so either site is fine.

In other words, XL Girls is fine if you have some unshakeable loyalty to it, and you'll get the heart-stopping video and Summer's freshman pics, but our advice is to just forget any debate, pick up a membership to Scoreland, get the all her pics and the vid and call it a day.

Summer LaShay is going to rock the world of huge ebony juggs, and she's going to rock your world. We'll expend every effort to keep intel current on her latest work when more of it's available, but what's there now ain't bad - in fact it's incredible.

56-32-38, with a 44JJ bra, 5'2" tall. Honestly, what else is left to say?