Hey gang, a slightly different kind of post this time. Don't worry - we'll get back to our beloved humongous ebony juggs right after this, but we're gonna take a minute to tell webmasters, webmistresses and website owners and designers about a supremely excellent new product - called HotLinkALARM in case you missed the headline - that takes the whole concept of ergonomic, easy-to-manage, power and feature-rich digital piracy protection, stands it on its ear, bundles it all up under one efficient roof, then hands it back to the webmaster/webmistress so they can get down to the critical business of keeping online pirates' hands off their files, graphics, images, video and audio clips, banners and logos.In other words, if you have even a passing interest in protecting what you own and what you've made online and the profits those things put in your pocket, this software is damn close to being essential.If you're a webmaster/webmistress, there's a good chance you already know what "hotlinking" is - the annoying and business-eroding practice by online "pirates" - digital thieves, to be more precise - of stealing page content, usually in the form of graphics, images, video and audio clips and banners, and posting it all someplace else on the web that turns a buck for the thieves and denies the rightful bucks to the actual content owner. Hotlinkers actually use the underlying code when they pull off their heists so that not only have they stolen the goods, they leave their now-poorer victims - hardworking webmasters and webmistresses - with the insulting job of still hosting the content on their servers and providing the bandwidth to drive it all. Quite a business model, eh? Well, it happens all the time, and the most unnerving news of all is that most webmasters/webmistresses don't even know it's happening.Case in point - us right here at The Ebony Boob Roundhouse.
We just installed HotLinkALARM, right here at the old EBR, and we've already busted the stink out of several hotlinkers - some of them downright digital menaces - and we're gonna sleep a helluva lot better tonight because of it. One website was not only stealing - or as it's sometimes called "scraping" - our content right off our blog, it was reposting it under a different headline and just for added laughs had embedded malware all through the original thumbnails. Needless to say, here at The EBR we didn't exactly see the humor in this.
But HotLinkALARM doesn't just weed out image, video and audio file and graphics thieves and notify you about them - which it does quite nicely and quickly, we might add, with emails that tell you the URL of the thieving website where your content is showing up without your permission - HotLinkALARM sends them replacement graphics as soon as it busts a pirate. In other words, the thieves just lost the graphics they stole, and HotLinkALARM slips in a nifty little bright red banner for all visitors to the thieve's website to see that says "image piracy detected".
NOTE: The two sample images you see here are actual screenshots of what digital pirates are now recieving for trying to steal images and graphics from the Ebony Boob Roundhouse.
Let's just say that HotLinkALARM turns up thieves, tells you exactly where they're displaying your digital property, then takes it upon it itself to decorate their websites with a little "truth in advertising" for the dishonest website's visitors by replacing your stolen graphics with banners that effectively say in fire engine red "you're looking at stolen content". HotLinkALARM is server based software, not plug-'n-play, but don't let that give you pause. We found installation a snap and then just had to add a handful of domain names to tell HLA who our friends were that were allowed to recieve feeds and content from us.
Anyway, if you're a webmaster/webmistress who's interested in protecting what you've worked hard to create, we here at The EBR think HotLinkALARM can make your digital life a lot more secure, more profitable, and in some ways even a lot more fun. It's a cool feeling when you have a line of defense that takes digital thieves who wrap themselves in the warm blanket of anonymity and expose them to the frigid light of day - let's them know they're not as smart as they thought they were, and gives them a nice slap on the wrist to boot with replacement graphics that were your idea, instead of theirs.Go have a close look at HotLinkALARM. You'll sleep better.
Labels: Misc.
Next few days and into next week we've got some big 'ole black jugg news that all you nubian chest flesh freaks will find worth paying attention to, but for now we've got a pop quiz for ya. Hope you humongous brown boob disciples have been keeping up with your homework.
We've all heard huge-chested women crabbing at one time or another that when they're trying to have a conversation with a dude they can't get him to look at them - 'cause he's too busy looking at them. One of our mega-chested ebony chums recently told us, "Sometimes I wonder if guys even know I have eyes!" 
Well, despite our insatiable lust (which borders on insanity) for immense ebony chest tonnage here at The EBR, we actually are dimly aware (most of the time) that our beloved nubian chest queens really do have eyes - and some of them are almost as gorgeous as their bra-shattering sable breasts.
So here are 18 pairs of the most exotic, hypnotic, gorgeous, seductive, penetratingly beautiful eyes you're ever likely to see - and yes, we've featured all these gals on the site. Every pair of eyes you see is complemented further below with a pair of mind-blowingly massive, luscious brown juggs, and you've seen them all here at The EBR many, many times.
No, these thumbs won't open to larger pics, either. Not this time around. We wanted you dudes (and yes, the dudettes too) to have a good long look at these "windows to the soul" and see if you can identify them. Some are easy, some not so easy. Let's see if you recognize your favorite gals when there isn't an avalanche of glistening chocolate or caramel cleavage bouncin' and drippin' and swayin' and turning you brain-dead with lust.
Have at it, and we'll be back in a day or two, full bore on again with all the stupendously massive ebony juggs we live and lust for. Talk to you soon, gang.
