News Bulletin: Miosotis' Health Concerns

For the true foot soldiers among Miosotis' legions and legions of worldwide fans this probably won't come as news, particularly if you make a daily pilgrimage to Mio's phenomenally popular website - Miosotis-Claribel. But in case you haven't gotten Mio's note to her fans we thought it might help to pass it along.

Miosotis-Claribel has just recently posted a note on its landing page that Mio will not be able to work again until February, citing the reason only as "severe health problems" and nothing more specific than that. The note also ends with the rather disquieting remark "Let's hope I can continue anyway." Here at The EBR we have no doubt that Mio's vast ocean of disciples will all be hoping she can continue as well, and also hoping that Mio comes through her health issues swiftly and safely.

Ironically, we here at The EBR had just dashed over to Miosotis-Claribel to get up to speed on what Mio's been up to lately, seeing as how we haven't fired up a post about her in a while. Miosotis-Claribel has been going strong for some ten months now, and Mio herself had become a singularly astonishing phenomenon even long before her own site launched, first being brought to the world's humongous ebony boob lovers - as all Mio worshipers know like their own names by now - by way of Nadine Jansen's site, courtesy of webmaster Bernd Daktari Lorenz.

When Mio's first photo sets hit Nadine's site you could practically feel the siesmic shock wave shudder through the Earth as the knees of every massive sable jugg worshiper on the planet buckled and they all hit the ground - or the floor - at the same time. Words like astounding, unbelievable, miraculous and impossible came into regular use whenever Mio was the subject of a blog post or discussion thread. In short, there has simply never been anything like her in the world of Huge Bust Ebony. Miosotis is One of A Kind, and today here at The EBR our concerns and thoughts are with her.



We've posted a few pics here of some of her recent photo updates, and although Herr Lorenz is famously proprietary of his girls' premium content, we're posting up a very short clip here in honor of Mio, so we're hoping he won't make us take it down. On the contrary, we're hoping it reminds our visitors just how amazing this gorgeous busty ebony beauty really is.

We'll keep you posted of any developments we hear concerning Mio's health. For now, keep her in your thoughts. God Speed Mio.

Ring The Bells! 38K Titanic-Titted Ebony Sensation Miosotis Launches At Last

Better two-weeks-late than never - at least that's what a billion or two of Miosotis' worshipful, starving disciples are able to finally say today. Yep, you guessed it - Miosotis-Claribel has finally gone live.

We're not going to post much here - we've already blogged our 27-year old, mammoth-breasted Super-K nubian sweety twice in the past two weeks and lost more than our fair share of sleep tracking the busty radar for blips and intel on when this blessed event might happen.

Besides, Mio and company - including her esteemed webmaster Herr Lorenz - zealously guard images and clips of the Daktari gals, so we have nothing left that we can really put up here by way of promotional pics of Miosotis' mind-numbingly gargantuan breasts. For a peek of Mio's insanity-inducing bod, take a look at our previous posts from January 5 & January 18.

At any rate, we grabbed a look around inside the members' area of Miosotis-Claribel, so here's a fast rundown.

Like so many sites these days, Lorenz has launched Miosotis-Claribel a little light on content, considering the interminable delays her oceans of rabid, howling fans were put through. As of launch day there are five big pic galleries - all in the predictably and extremely high-resolution, professional-grade quality that Lorenz's galleries are known for - perfectly and creatively showcasing Mio's titanic avalanche of volcanic cocoa chest flesh in ways that will have her legions of fans being fitted for straight jackets after about two minutes. In other words, the pic sets are uniformly excellent, so that's the good news. Five galleries to start, with comforting promises from the site that updates will be regular and plentiful.

We said that Miosotis-Claribel launched a little light simply due to the complete lack of launch-day video, which in 2008 is totally indefensible. We're not sure why Lorenz laid a big goose-egg on this score, but as a friend of ours so wisely stated once - it is what it is. No video is no video, and the irony here is that if there's one model out there today that might actually gain the instant forgiveness of her fans for this oversite, it's probably Miosotis.

Fact is, fans as a general rule are pretty reasonable even if a launch is a bit underwhelming - as long as the webmaster follows through quickly on guarantees of beefed-up content. Miosotis-Claribel's photo sets are superb - super-high-res - and the sheer impact of Mio's astounding appearance is basically enough to take any initial video disappointment right off the table - as long as MC's webmaster follows up fast with some added content.

So go have a look for yourselves. Launch-day videos or not, one thing's for certain. No hardcore disciple of big, fleshy, hanging, humongous ebony juggs is ever the same again after getting their first thunderstruck look at Miosotis's preposterously mammoth breasts. So maybe high-res pics are enough after all, huh? Nah, we need video!! Go get her dudes. Miosotis-Claribel is open for business.

News Update - 38K Miosotis' Impending Website Launch Is Turning Anticipation to Insanity

No sooner did we finish our recent post (Saturday, January 5th) about the Dominican Republic's bustiest export - the incredible slim-and-stupefyingly-stacked 38K Miosotis, than a storm of emails began pouring in about how, when, and where this gorgeous cocoa mega-jugg goddess' website might finally get around to launching.

And speaking of emails, a number of our esteemed friends and readers have contributed to the latest intel on Miosotis' site launch, but we'd like to send out a special word of thanks to glandsman, TITS2KNEES, and daboobluva1 for saving us quite a bit of legwork and helping their fellow readers - and fellow parishioners who unashamedly worship at the temple of Miosotis' staggeringly humongous breasts - stay informed about this frustratingly delayed launch.

Sometime around January 15th - the orginally scheduled launch date - beautiful German boob superstar Nadine Jansen's website - where all of Miosotis' real work has been done up to this time - announced that the launch date for Miosotis' site had been delayed until about January 20th or so.

The consensus - at that time - among Miosotis' gajillion or so fans was that the site would be called "Miosotis-Claribel.com" or possibly "Miosotis-Claribel.de", since Nadine's own site is on the ".de" domain, the after-the-dot domain name given to denote Germany. Speculation was that the "Claribel" portion was added in honor of Miosotis' actual given birth name.



Well, for the past few weeks, "Miosotis-Claribel.de" did seem to be an actual live domain - kind of. Problem was - and as of this post still is - is that if you click that URL what you get is a login window asking for a username/password - before you even see a website!

Flash forward to the present, and Miosotis' bio page on Nadine's non-member intro pages does indicate a Miosotis website with the URL "Miosotis-Claribel.com". That's ".com", NOT ".de", so presumably her new site - whenever it finally launches - will be "Miosotis-Claribel.com" instead of "Miosotis-Claribel.de".

So where does that leave us with our latest batch of intel?

First, think ".com", not ".de". Second, it does appear that "Miosotis-Clarible.com" will in fact be the site's URL. Third, make sure your Miosotis radar is high and locked in around January 20th or thereabouts. And oh by the way - this too.

Our friend daboobluva1 was nice enough to point out that Miosotis' model preview over on Nadine Jansen's model preview pages indicates an upcoming photo set of Miosotis in an incredible beach layout - the photo set being called - ironically enough - "Waiting For Launch".

Well, for all us Miosotis freaks who are on the verge of being put in straight jackets and locked away in insane asylums right now, let's hope "Waiting For Launch" doesn't become an ongoing thing.

Stay tuned.

Good News New Year - Mega-Bust Phenom 38K Miosotis Prepares for Launch

Yes - every howling, salivating disciple of gigantic ebony boobs - you know, guys just like us here at The EBR - has heard of Miosotis and at one point or another has likely spilled blood or committed felonies to get hold of her pics and vids. Ever since early 2006 when Miosotis first showed up as a riot-causing guest over at Nadine Jansen, crimes and misdemeanors - or a Nadine Jansen membership - have been about the only way to get hold of either.

After a single glance at a single Miosotis pic from her first photo set, the question on everyone's mind was, "Why in the name of All Creation doesn't this girl have her own site?" Well, the difficulties of opening a website notwithstanding, the long painful wait seems to be about over - if news flashes coming out of Nadine's site are accurate. The latest bulletins say the new Miosotis website is scheduled for launch this month or next - and we're hoping the servers have eaten their Wheaties, because they're going to have their work cut out for them.



Describing Miosotis is nearly as impossible as preserving your sanity when you get your first look at her - she is simply unreal. The consensus about Miosotis' stupefying cup size seems to be that she's a K, but for any dumbstuck worshiper of colossal ebony breasts who loses the power of speech when they first see her, measurement stats quickly become as meaningless as rational thought.

Fact is, among all the "slim-and-mega-stacked" nubian goddesses that have ever come down the pike in the whole long, storied history of Big-Bust Ebony - and there have been a lot - Miosotis not only vaporizes the competition, she has literally invented what should rightfully be some kind of completely new classification of "slim-and-mega-stacked" model - you know, something like "slim-and-impossible".

Just recently turned 27, Miosotis is relatively tall - 5'7" according to her entry over at Boobpedia - and hails orginally from the Carribean. With the exception of a slightly soft mid-section, she is extremely thin for a woman with such witheringly gargantuan breasts, and even lacks anything remotely resembling a booty - something that even the slimmest ebony internet models seem to have these days.

Not that her untold masses of worshipers mind this, you understand - because when it comes to Miosotis, breast is all.



Her first published photo spread over at Nadine Jansen's place was in August of 2006, and the webmaster - who goes usually by the name Daktari Lorentz - was instantly flooded with a tsunami of riotous emails from massive ebony jugg freaks who simply could not believe what they were seeing. Miosotis had arrived - and for all who crave humongously pendulous, sanity-shattering ebony boobs, there was no sense left in heaven or Earth.

In fact, she had already done some low-profile modeling for another now-defunct website, but it was our savior Herr Lorentz who truly brought this magnificent caramel K-cupper to the world. And oh by the way - Herr is German for Mr. - for those of you who've been living under a rock for 3 years, Nadine's site is German, as is Nadine. Guten Tag!

Oddly enough, for someone who owns and operates one of the most successful, in-demand big-bust websites anywhere on the internet today, Herr Lorentz seems to do precious little by way of actual marketing, and is rabidly proprietary about images of his models. This makes a certain amount of sense, since adult website image-and-vid piracy is more common now than tooth decay. Obviously, we'd like to see Lorentz loosen up a bit on this, though, and would really like to see some FHGs - Free Hosted Galleries - of his girls. This would probably add dramatically to his membership base as well, but he apparently is satisified with the success of the sites just as they are, thank you very much.

At Nadine's site you will in fact find hundreds and hundreds of pics of Miosotis, all of very high resolution - no small, grainy pics here, but crystal clear professional grade photography. Her vids are somewhat less plentiful, but what is there is very, very good - again, pretty high-res stuff - and the clips run a decent length as well, usually 4-6 minutes.



The earliest reports and rumors of the Miosotis website indicated it might be called - oddly enough - something like "Miosotis-Claribel", for reasons we don't quite fully understand. As of this post, there is in fact a domain called Miosotis-Claribel.de - the .de standing for "Germany" - just like at the end of Nadine Jansen's URL. But there is no accessible site yet at Miosotis-Claribel.de, so that may or may not end up being the URL of Miosotis' new site.

We'll keep tabs on the news bulletins coming out of Nadine's website to see if an actual launch date is forthcoming - prayers to higher powers have been submitted in volumes. 'Til then, you'll have to spring for a membership at Nadine Jansen to get your necessary fix of Miosotis' preposterously massive, glistening brown rack. If the launch does go according to schedule, it's the best news to ring in the new year in Big-Bust Ebony we could have possibly wished for.