Mar 6, 2008

THA Releases 32K Cheron's Freshman Vid To Mixed Reviews - But The Tits Are Latin Mega-Jugg Paradise

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In our previous post we declared that mind-boggling Brazilian mega-bust newcomer 32K Cheron may well prove to be bulletproof for '08's newcomer of the year - and we're not about to change our minds, particularly since we've just seen her new 12 minute high-def video just released over at Top Heavy Amateurs.

All About 32K CheronKeep in mind here that we're talking about Cheron the model - not the technical merits - or demerits - of this much anticipated mini-movie, promised by the good chaps over at THA to showcase Cheron's stupefingly massive caramel hangers in all their bra-destroying glory. We've already had several emails about this clip, which confirms our previous suspicion that dudes were anticipating this thing like rabid wolves anticipate venison, but not all our esteemed readers seem to think THA delivered the goods - so let's run it down.




Our good friend and frequent visitor Anonymous - whose scathing review can be seen in the comments section at the end of our previous post - is a fair representative of the handful of other humongous brown jugg disciples who thought THA fell miserably flat on its face in putting this clip together. In fact, Anonymous - along with others - was sufficiently disgusted with this effort to declare it a regulation "bust" and suggested that the videographer's talent was about equal to the talent possessed by a "two-year-old chimp".

Well, we've got a pretty fair idea what the vid's critics are seething about - and it's inarguably true that this thing won't be winning any cinematography Oscars next year. But frustrations notwithstanding, we here at The EBR don't think Cheron's vid is a write-off at all - far from it, in fact. Despite its considerable flaws - which are still nothing compared to some of the other lame horseshit that's supposed to pass for video at other adult sites - THA's Cheron vid has a lot to recommend it, particularly if you're as dumbstruck by this girl's astonishingly massive bronze flesh tankers as we - and her growing legions of fans - are.

All About 32K CheronThe obvious problem with the clip is - though it is legitimately HD - is that it can't resolve fast, quick movements or "pan" without motion blur, for one, and for another the dude holding the camera can't seem to always hold still to get a clean shot - in other words, in a handful of spots the vid is annoyingly jerky. Motion and pan blur is a common problem when cams are busy crunching HD algorithms, particularly if you're going for major high-def and really have the chip laboring under the mega-pixels - the processor just can't think fast enough to catch up because it's simply overtasked. The THA guys who shot this thing should definitely have done more of their homework on this one. As is often the case, the HD resolution looks great when there's no abrupt movement or fast pans - but as soon as there's significant movement, it's blurry and "smeary" until things settle down again.

But despite the fact that the THA boys might not have been experts with their HD toys, the overall quality of the vid vastly exceeds some of the garbage that a lot of adult webmaster morons are out there pedaling these days.

The video is solidly long - 12 minutes - meat on the plate in anyone's book. It focuses totally and absolutely on Cheron's witheringly massive copper juggs - a fact that the diehard purists among humongous brown jugg freaks will greatly appreciate. In fact this clip doesn't just focus - it positively lingers over Cheron's impossibly pendulous amber rack, which spends a majority of this lengthy clip dripping with baby oil (always a crowd favorite). THA also gives us many great shots of Cheron's sprawlingly immense areolas, which look larger than a pair of IHOP flapjacks.

Galleries of 32K CheronIs the vid perfect? No - absolutely not, not even close. In fact in a few places we'd actually find ourselves agreeing with our pal Anonymous - but only in a few places, not about the whole clip. It's inarguable that the clip has technical issues that the THA dudes should have seen coming a mile away - but it's also inarguable that if you're a true disciple of massively fleshy ethnic hangers - as in K-cup Cheron-style massive - then this clip is worth grabbing and then some. Check out our 28-second preview clip in Cheron's gallery.

Technical annoyances can be forgiven - even easily edited out with any decent mid-level clip editor - but gals like Cheron don't come along often - not by a damn site. Yeah, we'd like to see Cheron's next vid lose the aggravating pan blur, but for now we can live with it - 'cause we just ain't sure we can live without Cheron's incredible, dripping, volcanic copper rack.


32K Cheron & Others at Top Heavy Amateurs


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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did not mean to come across so negative. Cheron is a work of art with her own natural beauty. She is an amateur model, but that does not mean her videography should be amateurish. I work for a mfg of jet aircraft, so I am familair wirh high speed photography, and I have videoed several busty ladies among them the late Dollyt. The movements should be slow and deliberate; no bouncing or huge gyration when using a commercial video camera. Not only does this add to the carity but overall sensuosness of the scene.

Its is importatant that Cheron have a good self image of herself and that her initation into breast world be smooth and professional. We wold like to see her around for years and not unceremoniously mutilated like so many others. She needs the services of a Dakatari Lorenz, a mainstream filmaker of much crediability, or some other professional.

Its obvious to me that Cheron is either with child or most recently had a child; I think the former. Take acloes look at her midriff and the texture, shape and size of her areola. Her development and eventual lactation should be documented.

THA should yield ,for the sake of Cheron, to professionals. Her face is not blurred out of personal embarrassment but to secure her recogniton from other photographers.

Lets hope and pray Cheron gets what she deserves for her incredibale talent.

March 6, 2008 7:43 AM  
Blogger Cheron_32K said...

that was sooo sweet! Thank you!
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Cheron_32K

November 10, 2008 11:49 AM  

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