News Bulletin Redux - The Great 32K Identity Debate - Is 'Cheron_32K' Really 32K Cheron?

Yeah, yeah, we know. Seems lately like The Ebony Boob Roundhouse might as well be called the 32K Cheron Roundhouse - but hey, if our readers think it's important then it's important to us, so...

We've got just a few fast additional remarks about the heated debate going on right now about the real identity of Top Heavy Amateur's new Earth-rocking titanic-titted caramel sensation 32K Cheron - then it's on to some new business.

All the hoopla right now essentially stems from a single bone of contention which is the subject of some dispute among our pals and fellow humongous brown jugg disciples who regularly drop by here at The EBR.

Namely, is our recent visitor and comment poster who goes by the handle 'Cheron_32K' really the authentic girl herself, our gorgeous new slim-'n-stupefyingly-stacked bronze mega-jugg model 32K Cheron? Or, is 'Cheron_32K' the suddenly and recently infamous imposter who's been the subject lately of a few all-points bulletins from some of our esteemed readers warning us about clumsy attempts in some of the big-boob forums to hijack Cheron's identity? Well, we've got a few additional thoughts about this whole deal, so here they are.

It was, as you may recall from recent posts here at The EBR, 'Cheron_32K' who reported that "she" was - firstly - the real and authentic 32K model Cheron - and secondly - that she aimed to silence all speculation about her ethnicity, reporting that "she" was Brazilian, which we here at The EBR took to mean of predominantly Latin heritage, as opposed to a model who identifies herself as Black or Ebony or African-American, which under the vast majority of circumstances we would take to mean of predominantly African heritage.

The Great Forces of History on the movements and migrations of vast segments of the human population notwithstanding, the overarching fundamental point here is that 'Cheron_32K' was - to the best of our knowledge - claiming Latin heritage, along with the likes of such current copper cleavage queens as Puerto Rican stunners Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan.

Here at The EBR we always defer to the gals themselves - if they say they're Latin, or Latin-American, then we respect that. If they say they're Black or Ebony or African or African-American, then more power to them. If they choose to identify themselves as Mixed, then Mixed it is. If they prefer to identify themselves in terms of their native nationality or regionality, like Brazilian or Puerto Rican or Canadian or British, we applaud them. And if they say they're Martians or Klingons or Vulcans, then that's fine with us too. Point is, it's their call, their decision, and no one else's.

The Ebony Boob Roundhouse is not a place where we choose to question or debate any of the models' claims about their own ethnicity, or nationality, or regionality, nor a place where we choose to debate the complexities of the tides of history - those pursuits are more appropriately done elsewhere. This place is all about those magnificent, humongously massive brown juggs we all crave, so we'll stick to our preferred brand of insanity.

Problem is, this still leaves us unresolved about the authenticity of 'Cheron_32K', doesn't it? Let's face it, if the screenname 'Cheron_32K' isn't really the monicker in front of the model, then all of 'Cheron_32K's claims become just a tad suspect, right?

Well, 'Cheron_32K', IF YOU ARE the identity thief, then we strongly suggest that you uncork your head from your colon, scrape the mold off your brain and go get a life. It's not really that we even find identity pranks all that bothersome, but if that's the best you can come up with to entertain yourself then you are clearly a brain-damaged alcoholic and/or drug addict and were most likely raised by pedophiliac trainspotting circus clowns - in other words you're all effed-up, and support groups are available if you choose to seek help and own your affliction.

'Cheron_32K', IF YOU ARE 32K Cheron, the Real-No-Bullshit-Deal, and you want to silence your critics and doubters, the best way to "authenticate" yourself would be to take the recent advice of our good pal and frequent poster Anonymous, and several others, and share something only you would be in posession of - namely, a previously unknown, unseen and unpublished (in no one's posession but yours) and yet undeniably genuine photograph of yourself. Even the blurred face would not be an issue here, since your bod and mind-boggling breasts pretty much speak for themselves at this point.

If you're for real, don't take any of this personally. While our friend Anonymous, and others too, are definitely never shy about sharing their opinions, we welcome all input from our readers here at The EBR and Anonymous-and-company happen to be dead spot-on about this one. Simply claiming to be someone doesn't prove that you're someone, and then simply re-claiming it again doesn't make it any truer, even though it might sound a helluva lot more dramatic.

You might even consider setting up a fan-mail address for yourself and sharing it with the world. If you have an existing email account right now chances are you're allowed to establish multiple email addresses under that account, so take advantage of it and give your fans a place to send their comments, questions and certainly their best wishes and congratulations.

The point is, the best way to become "real" to your legions of new fans is to interract with them a little and give them a legitimate and appropriate place to contact you. That would go a long way to taking reasonable doubt right off the table, and letting you get back to the business of sharing those stupefyingly gorgeous, gods-of-Valhalla sculpted breasts with your armies of hungry new fans.