It's Early, But Astonishing Caramel Newcomer 32K Cheron May Already Be 08's Find of The Year

Yeah, we went ahead and said it - and we meant it. Even though it's still just February and there's 10 months worth of humongous brown boob news left ahead of us in 2008, this girl has just set the bar higher than the stratosphere for newcomer of the year. She's only going by the name Cheron - at least for now - and her freshman photo shoot over at Top Heavy Amateurs has touched off a Richter 8 earthquake in the world of massive-mammed women of color. And if THA makes good on its word, there's gonna be quite a bit more of this slender, K-cupped, light brown miracle of nature to come, so if you ain't got religion then go find it somewhere - and start saying your prayers.

This is the kind of post - as several of our others have been - that we toss up any time some new bronze mega-jugg goddess trips our early warning radar for the first time, the way 46H ebony amazon Bunny Michelle did several months back when she came out of nowhere over at XL Girls.

Well, all of our web recon so far on 32K Cheron - no typo by the way, despite the fact that "32" and "K" right next to each other violate about 27 accepted laws of physics - indicates that her new photo layout over at THA actually is her first entry into huge-bust modelling, so it remains to be seen whether Top Heavy Amateurs will have an exclusive on her work or whether every humongous-brown-boob site on the planet is going to be spilling blood and committing felonies to get their hands on her.

Once you glance at her photos for the first time - you know, after your heart stops thumping like mad thunder and you find some way to get breath back into your lungs, blood back to your brain and your eyes stuffed back into your skull - the reality of this 22-year-old's gargantuan cream-and-coffee colored breasts starts to sink in. It's not every day - or even every year or every decade - that you find stupefyingly sprawling areolas so huge that they can completely endcap such monstrously massive breasts - but in Cheron's case they do, which puts her instantly in the Mind-Boggling Areola League with the likes of Simone Fox, Mahogany and Delotta Brown, though Delotta and Mahogany would get clobbered hands down by Cheron on sheer bra-shattering size.

You've probably noticed that we're going out of our way here NOT to refer to Cheron as an ebony model, or a latin model, or any other kind of model - yet - because frankly, she's so brand new and her identity still so much of a mystery that no one seems to even know what her ethnicity is, let alone what her face even looks like. That's right - you are not going blind - her face is blurred in her pics, which no doubt means - God help us - that she's still not certain that adult modeling is actually her thing and just might want to go back to her life without anyone knowing she ever bared those stupendously massive brown flesh tankers for a photographer. (The sound you just heard was a billion humongous- bronze-jugg disciples falling to their knees.)

Speculation about who she actually is has run rampant in the huge-boob forums lately, with identity theories ranging from Vanessa Del to a resurgent Sammie Black. The consensus is that those two notions are wrong, and we here at The EBR are inclined to agree. Though Sammie did have those spectacularly wide, round, dense, succulent areolas like Cheron, Sam would have had to have grown about 3 or 4 cup sizes since her Score days to actually be Cheron. It will be interesting when we finally find out.

Like any and all newcomers who first come onto our radar, there isn't much actual content yet on Cheron and those insanely volcanic K-cup hangers of hers. THA says in its promotional dialogue that Cheron's movie clips are soon to follow this inaugural photo shoot, and we're assuming that every drooling dumbstruck humongous-brown-jugg freak in the world is anticipating them with the same level of quivering insanity they felt waiting for the Miosotis launch last month.

Let's hope so - and let's hope THA plays this one right, too. Cheron is truly unbelievable, and we here at The EBR think she has all the early indications of mega-jugg mega-star potential. So tune your own radar up, go have a look at her at THA and keep your eyes peeled for more. She's brand new - and she's astonishing. Let's hope the astonishing part lasts, and she loses the brand new part fast.