Good News New Year - Mega-Bust Phenom 38K Miosotis Prepares for Launch

Yes - every howling, salivating disciple of gigantic ebony boobs - you know, guys just like us here at The EBR - has heard of Miosotis and at one point or another has likely spilled blood or committed felonies to get hold of her pics and vids. Ever since early 2006 when Miosotis first showed up as a riot-causing guest over at Nadine Jansen, crimes and misdemeanors - or a Nadine Jansen membership - have been about the only way to get hold of either.

After a single glance at a single Miosotis pic from her first photo set, the question on everyone's mind was, "Why in the name of All Creation doesn't this girl have her own site?" Well, the difficulties of opening a website notwithstanding, the long painful wait seems to be about over - if news flashes coming out of Nadine's site are accurate. The latest bulletins say the new Miosotis website is scheduled for launch this month or next - and we're hoping the servers have eaten their Wheaties, because they're going to have their work cut out for them.



Describing Miosotis is nearly as impossible as preserving your sanity when you get your first look at her - she is simply unreal. The consensus about Miosotis' stupefying cup size seems to be that she's a K, but for any dumbstuck worshiper of colossal ebony breasts who loses the power of speech when they first see her, measurement stats quickly become as meaningless as rational thought.

Fact is, among all the "slim-and-mega-stacked" nubian goddesses that have ever come down the pike in the whole long, storied history of Big-Bust Ebony - and there have been a lot - Miosotis not only vaporizes the competition, she has literally invented what should rightfully be some kind of completely new classification of "slim-and-mega-stacked" model - you know, something like "slim-and-impossible".

Just recently turned 27, Miosotis is relatively tall - 5'7" according to her entry over at Boobpedia - and hails orginally from the Carribean. With the exception of a slightly soft mid-section, she is extremely thin for a woman with such witheringly gargantuan breasts, and even lacks anything remotely resembling a booty - something that even the slimmest ebony internet models seem to have these days.

Not that her untold masses of worshipers mind this, you understand - because when it comes to Miosotis, breast is all.



Her first published photo spread over at Nadine Jansen's place was in August of 2006, and the webmaster - who goes usually by the name Daktari Lorentz - was instantly flooded with a tsunami of riotous emails from massive ebony jugg freaks who simply could not believe what they were seeing. Miosotis had arrived - and for all who crave humongously pendulous, sanity-shattering ebony boobs, there was no sense left in heaven or Earth.

In fact, she had already done some low-profile modeling for another now-defunct website, but it was our savior Herr Lorentz who truly brought this magnificent caramel K-cupper to the world. And oh by the way - Herr is German for Mr. - for those of you who've been living under a rock for 3 years, Nadine's site is German, as is Nadine. Guten Tag!

Oddly enough, for someone who owns and operates one of the most successful, in-demand big-bust websites anywhere on the internet today, Herr Lorentz seems to do precious little by way of actual marketing, and is rabidly proprietary about images of his models. This makes a certain amount of sense, since adult website image-and-vid piracy is more common now than tooth decay. Obviously, we'd like to see Lorentz loosen up a bit on this, though, and would really like to see some FHGs - Free Hosted Galleries - of his girls. This would probably add dramatically to his membership base as well, but he apparently is satisified with the success of the sites just as they are, thank you very much.

At Nadine's site you will in fact find hundreds and hundreds of pics of Miosotis, all of very high resolution - no small, grainy pics here, but crystal clear professional grade photography. Her vids are somewhat less plentiful, but what is there is very, very good - again, pretty high-res stuff - and the clips run a decent length as well, usually 4-6 minutes.



The earliest reports and rumors of the Miosotis website indicated it might be called - oddly enough - something like "Miosotis-Claribel", for reasons we don't quite fully understand. As of this post, there is in fact a domain called Miosotis-Claribel.de - the .de standing for "Germany" - just like at the end of Nadine Jansen's URL. But there is no accessible site yet at Miosotis-Claribel.de, so that may or may not end up being the URL of Miosotis' new site.

We'll keep tabs on the news bulletins coming out of Nadine's website to see if an actual launch date is forthcoming - prayers to higher powers have been submitted in volumes. 'Til then, you'll have to spring for a membership at Nadine Jansen to get your necessary fix of Miosotis' preposterously massive, glistening brown rack. If the launch does go according to schedule, it's the best news to ring in the new year in Big-Bust Ebony we could have possibly wished for.