Vitals; 56-32-38 - Bra; 44JJ - Name; Summer LaShay - Our Advice; Pay Attention To This Post

Okay gang, this is serious ebony mega-bust news - and we do mean mega-bust.

You read the headline in this post right - you're not dreaming, you have not died and gone to heaven, and as they say on The Outer Limits, you do not need to adjust your sets. Her measurements are 56-32-38, and she rams her stupefyingly massive, thunderous black juggs into a 44JJ bra - uh, that's two Js, guys, not one.

Now all you need imagine are these immense chocolate heavyweights mounted above a svelte 32" waist and shapely and curvy but by no means flanky pair of 38" hips and you'll have some idea - if the measurements alone haven't sent you into a coma first - of the mind-blowing shape of this new ebony mega-bust goddess' body.

Think Jenny Hill, then tweak the bod just a little more toward astounding. Think unbelievable. Think heart attack.

Her name is Summer LaShay, and if you crave humongous bronze juggs the way we here at The EBR do, then you'd be well advised to remember it, 'cause we suspect this gorgeous girl is going to slam into the world of big-bust ebony like a tornado on steroids. In fact, she's already doing it.

Right now she's a true newcomer, and right now she's only at Score , or to be more precise, three separate places at Score. Two of those places - XL Girls and Scoreland, either one - offer her jaw-dropping 50-pic photo set and her 14 min. 35 sec. mind-numbing video.

But if you're after a major slice of humongous black boob heaven we'd recommend joining up at Scoreland, because then you'll get to download her 14 minute, 35 second video inside Scoreland's Voluptuous theater and all her available photo sets - and then you'll probably have to summon paramedics to re-start your heart and get breath back into your lungs.

Summer maintains a website of her own where she advertises her services as an escort, aparently based out of Atlanta, GA, but after a close exam of the site we can't quite tell if this is current or a vocation she's left behind, but frankly we couldn't care less. Whatever it is this astonishing woman does for a living is just fine with us, because we're convinced she's been put here by the gods.

XL Girls lists her height as a mere 5'2", her weight as 180 lbs., about 30 of which we suspect is in that hammock-sized 44JJ bra. When you look at her, you're struck by how amazingly modest the rest of her frame is, considering the witheringly gigantic ebony tits that hang from it.

As we said, right now she's at the Score Group and the Score Group alone - but she's there, and if you can't get enough of immense, bulging, lotioned, swingin', swayin', hangin' black juggs that could breast feed half of Canada, then her video in Scoreland's Voluptuous theater alone is worth cutting off a limb for.

NOTE: Click the Scoreland links in the text or by clicking Summer's pics, then find her update on Scoreland's What's New page - there's an update of her 50-pic gallery and also an update on her video in Scoreland's Voluptuous theater.

So let's recap our roadmap to Summer LaShay's humongous 44JJ sable mountains.

Her first 50-pic set - and her 14 min. 35 sec. video - are both available at XL Girls, and also both available at over at Scoreland in the Voluptuous theater. Scoreland has all her photo sets to date, but we assume most of our readers are after the vid, so either site is fine.

In other words, XL Girls is fine if you have some unshakeable loyalty to it, and you'll get the heart-stopping video and Summer's freshman pics, but our advice is to just forget any debate, pick up a membership to Scoreland, get the all her pics and the vid and call it a day.

Summer LaShay is going to rock the world of huge ebony juggs, and she's going to rock your world. We'll expend every effort to keep intel current on her latest work when more of it's available, but what's there now ain't bad - in fact it's incredible.

56-32-38, with a 44JJ bra, 5'2" tall. Honestly, what else is left to say?